THINGS THAT ARE GOING TO DRIVE ME INSANE TODAY:

noraborealis:

• people who say “i wrote a blog” when they mean that they wrote a blog post. 
• the words “hehe” typed by adults. it’s haha. 
• open-faced sandwiches. ugh. give me two fucking pieces of bread.
• sweaty armpits and cold hands. get it together, body temperature.
• the use of hashtags in facebook posts. what do you think that is doing?
• people who look exactly like their dog. unless your dog is hot. like mine.
• bad posture.
• the wind blowing my lip gloss into my hair. 
• typing “u” instead of “you.” you have the time to spell it out. you do.
• people who cough into their hands.
• people who blow their noses.
• people who breathe too heavy.
• fart smells wafting into our office.

I made a re-blog. 

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   Making mental note...avoid Nora’s desk at work to tell her about my blog. Especially, if...

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10. memur said: i think u mean u are sick of the wind blowing ur hair into ur lipgloss. lol.
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49. bigboxcar said: Good list. I always thought ‘hehe’ meant something was slightly less funny so ‘haha’ was not appropriate. Not to be confused with ‘heehee’ which is so freaking superficial it’s not even funny at all.
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