Minus Manhattan: Archive

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Madonna - Borderline. Whatever, you know...

Nov 30th

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Nov 30th

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Nov 30th

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Nov 29th

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Shuffling across the slushy snow, skiers line up to board the Steamboat Gondola, but first they must unzip, de-layer, and turn out their pockets. Like travelers at Denver International Airport, these would-be gondola riders must run through a gauntlet of security checkpoints before taking to the skies. Apparently they are frisking skiers at Steamboat fucking Springs. When does this garbage end?

Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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With respect to rice, before cooking it a waiter and a kitchen staff member would inspect it grain by grain. Chipped and defective grains were extracted; only those with perfect form were presented. -Kneji Fujimoto, who was Kim Jong Il’s chef from 1988 - 2001. Apologies if I ripped this from another Tumblr, I don’t remember where I found it.

Nov 29th

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First you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the women. This line has been stuck in my head for over 2 weeks. (and this is the only version i could find online, stupid commercials) One of the best Simpsons scenes ever.

Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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Nov 26th

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Simon and Garfunkel - The Only Living Boy in New...

Nov 26th

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Nov 26th

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Nov 26th

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Nov 25th

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Nov 25th

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Nov 25th

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Nov 24th

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Nov 24th

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Phil Collins - Sussudio. The last three times...

Nov 24th

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Nov 23rd

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Well at least Kim Jong-il was nice enough to give us really beautiful weather yesterday in New York before potentially starting a horrible war.

Nov 23rd

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Nov 22nd

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Nov 22nd

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Nov 22nd

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Nov 22nd

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Nov 22nd

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Nov 22nd

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Al-Qaeda Marching Band To Join Macy's Parade After... →

NEW YORK—Following an audition that “knocked [their] socks off,” organizers of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade announced today they would allow the al-Qaeda Marching Band, the musical performance division of the international terrorist organization, to participate in the 84th-annual holiday event. “Macy’s has no affiliation with the political agenda of al-Qaeda...

Nov 22nd

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